I finally finished this Hawaii fic that I’ve been meaning to write for like a year. Yay! Stan and Kyle are married and old and they go to Hawaii but can have sex ONLY ONCE, in secret, because their kids are with them. That’s the whole plot. I mean, there’s other stuff, you know, Stan has career angst and Kyle reads bad gay romance novels, but mostly they do touristy stuff and fight about parking.
Fic update
Well, I’m currently working on this fic:
kyle says ‘I feel stupid in this polo.’ stan is like why.
That was an essential note that I had to write down so I wouldn’t forget to write this important scene in this very plot-driven fic, yeah. And then I guess I’ll do the long serious one that I keep threatening to write, because I rewrote the first three paragraphs of chapter one today and I actually like them this time. Also want to finish Testaburger Manor and have been convinced that I should finish the Token/Clyde. Then there’s Kenny Pan, which I’m realizing will actually only take me like a week to write, because it’s so dumb and half-baked, but hopefully funny.
And then I want to write porn, too, someday. I’ve really gotten out of the habit! That used to be, like, what I did on Saturdays.
I wrote this Style fic where it’s a very hot day in South Park, so Kyle offers to let Kenny and Cartman violate him and then slaps their hands away and talks about penises while Stan flails around and pledges his undying love.
Also, my air conditioning decided to break today. Festive!!
Fic will be posted soon!
SO, every time I want to make a new post here I click that plus sign that asks you to make a new blog. Every time.
Anyway, I’m working on fics, kind of sad about how quiet the fandom seems to be on the fic front in the meantime. I guess the OCs are going strong on FFN, but is other stuff happening? Sometimes I think I don’t know where to look anymore. I feel like I miss 50% of what goes on here on Tumblr just because it happens so fast and disappears.
Mpreg epilogue is at 15k, and I hope to wrap it up with another 7k or so. My goal is to post it on Sunday. I’m also working on another fic about Stan and Kyle when they’re older and on vacation, and I thought of a scene I wanted to write on the way back from lunch today, and made some quick notes so I wouldn’t forget it. Here’s an excerpt:
“maybe” stan says, and kyle gets turned on. they go up to their room for the sex at that point. afterward Stan says he’s quitting his job.
Spoiler: The sex is not the reason he’s quitting. OR IS IT??
I just rewatched this episode - I think this is the moment Stan fell in love with Kyle. (embedding for this video is disabled for some reason)
Also, upon request, I’m making a list of episodes to watch if you’re trying to get into SP for the first time. I may post it later …
half baked fic idea
I had a bunch of cool South Park dreams last night, mostly that I had found these old, rare South Park “movies” from before the show ever aired, with a different animation style. Most people apparently knew about them, but I did not so they were new to me! I’m in new episode withdrawal, clearly.
Also had a dream about a fic that I was “writing,” only I was seeing it play out: it was a court room drama about Kyle and Wendy defending Stan against charges that he’d murdered Kenny! Cartman was the ruthless prosecutor (of course), and Butters was the grieving spouse/witness for the prosecution. Can you guess what the twist is, lol??
Summary: Evil Kyle from “Spookyfish” and regular Kyle swap places due to a mishap. Regular Kyle is terrified and desperate to get back to his normal universe, whereas the evil Kyle senses opportunity.
